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All thoughts and spelling mistakes are my own. 

I talk in third person for this bit....

Hayley is a Comedian, Actress and Human being. She has appeared in loads of dead prestigious joke lists. Such as:-

The Independent 

"Edinburgh Fringe: 25 funniest jokes of all-time"

The Mirror

 "Edinburgh Fringe: Best 21 jokes told at the festival in the last decade" 


"50 of the best ever jokes at the Edinburgh Fringe"

Hayley is a former regular sight gag contributor for the Russell Howard's Good News television programme. (Avalon Television) and has appeared on MTV’s “Why aye love Geordie Shore” and “Comedy Set Lists” for Virgin television. She can also sometimes be heard on your wireless. (Absolute Radio) and her sketches and jokes have appeared on Newsjack (Radio 4) 

Here's some nice things people have said:-

"Hayley Ellis always makes me laugh off and on stage" - Sarah Millican 

"Sharp, clever, and very funny" - The Sunday Post 

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"An original and very funny lady" - Funny Women

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“Ellis is a talent"
Fest Mag

“A great Hour of stand-up” Northern Soul 

'Warm and engaging, she’s a refreshing dissenting voice in the current female trend of twee, patchwork niceties'

"Small in stature and big in energy, Ellis simply makes you laugh."
Giggle Beats

"Outstanding. Her quick wit, ability to ad-lib and audience involvement provided the right tone and mood from the outset. Greatly entertained the crowd."
Rock Radio

"Hayley Ellis is fast becoming Manchester’s Funniest female"
Steve Wright, Radio 2

"Destined for comedy greatness. Don’t be surprised if you see Hayley Ellis on your TV soon, and I don't mean on Crimewatch. One of the hottest comedy prospects going."
Jim Salveson, Producer XFM Manchester Breakfast Show